Deliver entropy-based yes/no oracle answers via Telegram with OpenAI and Sheets
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What this workflow does
This AI workflow has 21 nodes and runs on Telegram events (message). Along the way it connects Telegram, OpenAI and Google Sheets.
How it runs
Trigger: On Telegram events (message).
- 📨 Message Type Classifier (Code): runs custom JavaScript code
- 🔀 Voice or Text Router (If): checks a condition and branches into true / false
- Get a file (Telegram): work with file
- ⚖️ Reality Validation Matrix (Code): runs custom JavaScript code
- 👂 Whisper: Transcribe the Mortal's Words (OpenAI): transcribe (audio)
- 📱 Send Acknowledgement to Mortal (Telegram): uses Telegram
- 🧘 Consulting the Astral Plane (Wait): waits 3 seconds
- 🔯 Invoke: Spiritual Weight Analyser (Execute Sub-workflow): calls another n8n workflow
- ⚛️ Invoke: Chaos Engine (Entropy Gatherer) (Execute Sub-workflow): calls another n8n workflow
- 🌌 Universal Entropy Reconciler (Code): runs custom JavaScript code
…plus 10 more steps. See the full node list below.
Services it uses
Before you upgrade to n8n 3.0
Nothing in this workflow is removed in n8n 3.0, so it should import and run after the upgrade.
Nodes used (9)
- Telegram Trigger
n8n-nodes-base.telegramTrigger - Code
n8n-nodes-base.code - If
n8n-nodes-base.if - OpenAI
@n8n/n8n-nodes-langchain.openAi - Telegram
n8n-nodes-base.telegram - Wait
n8n-nodes-base.wait - Execute Sub-workflow
n8n-nodes-base.executeWorkflow - Google Sheets
n8n-nodes-base.googleSheets - HTTP Request
n8n-nodes-base.httpRequest
From the author
Quick overview This workflow listens for Telegram messages (text or voice), transcribes voice notes with OpenAI, computes an entropy-based yes/no verdict via sub-workflows, then replies with an OpenAI TTS audio message, sends an HTML “certificate,” logs to…